All the boys stay
And all the girls want out
That's the way it is in a one light town
All your neighbors are related somehow
That's the way it is in a one light town
You measure a man by the size of his fish
That's the way it is
That's the way it is
Karaoke not big show biz
'cause That's the way it is in a one light town
Faded blue jeans, a wedding gown
That's the way it is in a one light town
All three stations play a country sound
That's the way it is in a one light town
The diamond channel rocks where the mayor lives
That's the way it is
That's the way it is...