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Everybody knows a turkey
'Cause everybody knows a turkey; I know a couple turkeys myself
So it goes, it goes like this:
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'Cause everybody knows a turkey...
Audience laughter
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Let's just sing that again, just to remind ourselves:
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Everybody knows a turkey...
Everybody knows a turkey...
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Okay, let's keep going...