JJ Heller - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch Lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato Splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment Of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled up in tangled up knots

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty-wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe you are as follows And I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk!"