Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Larry: The Water Buffalo Song.
Everybody's got a water buffalo. Yours is fast but mine is slow. Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know but everybody's got a water buffalo- oooooooooo.
I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door. Spilled some lima beans on the floor. Oh, everybody's got a ...
Archibald: Stop it! Stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying,"Where's my water bufalo?" "Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!
Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing ...
Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, yours is pink but mine is blue. Hers was small but ...
