VeggieTales - His Cheeseburger Lyrics
Released: 24 Sep 2013
Lyrics
(Spoken Intro)
Ehem.. And now it's time for love songs with Mr.Lunt,
The part of the show where Mr.Lunt comes out,
and Sings a love song.
He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger,
And I might like a milkshake as well",
She said to him "I cant give you either",
And he said "isn't this this burger bell?",
She said "yes it is, but were closed now,
But we open tommorow at ten!",
HE SAID "I AM EXTREMELY HUNGRY!!!!
But I guess I can wait until then......"
Coz' your his Cheeseburger,
His yummy Cheeseburger,
He'll wait for you-ooo,
YAH! He'll wait for you-ooo,
Oh, You are his Cheeseburger,
His tasty Cheeseburger,
He'll wait for you-ooo,
Oh, he will wait for you.
He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise,
He may have dozed of once or twice,
when he spotted a billboard for 'Denny's',
Bacon and Eggs for half price,
How could he resist such an offer?
He REALLY needed somthing to munch!
Cheeseburger please do not get angry!
He'll eat and be back here for lunch!
Coz' your his Cheeseburger,
He's priceless Cheeseburger,
Be back for you-ooo,
He'll be back for you-ooo,
Won't be so long Cheeseburger,
Oh lovely Cheeseburger,
Be back for you-ooo,
Oh he'll be back for you!
Coz' he loves his Cheeseburger with all his heart,
And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two-oo apart,
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,
He would get down on his hands and knees,
To see if someone accidenly dropped some cheese in the dirt,
Then he would wash it up for you,
Wipe it up for you,
Clean that dirty cheese up just for YOU!!!!!!
You are his Cheese-bur-GER!!
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VeggieTales: His Cheeseburger - Silly Song
Meaning & Inspiration
When you track the lineage of VeggieTales, you’re looking at a fascinating collision of 90s television production and the Southern Baptist tradition of using humor to bypass the defenses of the unconverted—or in this case, the very young. Mr. Lunt’s "Cheeseburger" isn’t just a gag about fast food. It’s a subversion of the standard love ballad. By lifting the melodic cadences of R&B and the earnest delivery of soul, they’re teaching a generation of kids how to recognize the sound of longing before they’ve ever had a crush.
Take the lyric: "And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese, / He would get down on his hands and knees."
It’s absurd, obviously. But there’s a flicker of something theological happening in that image of kneeling. It mirrors the kind of radical devotion we’re told to have for the things—or people—we value most. It reminded me of Matthew 6:21: "For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also." For Mr. Lunt, the treasure is a burger. It’s a material object, something fleeting and caloric, yet he’s expressing a posture of humility and service that wouldn't feel out of place in a wedding vow. Is he mocking devotion, or is he demonstrating the sheer, ridiculous capacity the human heart has to fixate on something and call it "love"?
The vibe is undeniably rooted in that specific 90s church-basement sensibility, where the goal was to make everything relatable to the cultural mainstream while keeping the underlying structure safe. But here, the message gets a bit tangled. By placing the object of his affection in a fast-food context, the song highlights the consumerism often hidden inside our own expressions of love. We don’t just love people; we want to "consume" them, to have them on our terms, at our convenience.
When Lunt sings, "He'll wash it up for you, / Wipe it up for you," he’s describing a level of care that borders on the sanctified. It’s a messy, dirt-caked devotion. It makes me wonder about our own relationships with the divine. We often talk about "waiting on the Lord," yet here is a character willing to wait in a drive-thru lane until sunrise because he’s convinced the wait is worth the reward.
There’s a tension there. Is it pathetic that he’s willing to scrape dirt off a slice of cheese for a sandwich? Or is it a portrait of a man who knows exactly what he wants and refuses to settle for anything less, even if the world runs out of his preferred grace? I’m not sure Mr. Lunt knows the difference, but that’s the beauty of it. We keep projecting our own spiritual hunger onto these lyrics, looking for depth in a tune about dairy and meat, perhaps because we’re all just standing in our own metaphorical drive-thrus, waiting for something—anything—to open up and satisfy us.